Gone to the dark side.

Changing Rooms

Jess: So, here we are! Finally. In the new office. 

Robin: I thought I said we'd never get an office. Where am I again?

Jess: Number 8, Woodstock Court, Marlborough.

Chris: Did you know the number eight is considered lucky in Chinese culture?

Jess: Why? What does it mean?

Chris: Means 'wealth' or 'fortune'. Also 'happiness'

Robin: I'll drink to that.

Helen: Will anyone miss the old office?

Tom: What, the old, cold, tiny one?

Jess: Where you had to fight for a desk?

Rachel: And use elbows in the tasting room?

Tom: Nah, don't think so.

 

 

Ogio gets a passport

Robin: So, now we’ve sold 30m bottles of Ogio from Italy, it’s time to get out.

Helen: What? Are you mad?

Robin: Out to other countries. You know, Ogio from other countries.

Helen: Oh. Yes. Absolutely. Thinking the same thing.

Robin: So, what rocks?

Helen: Spain, Chile, New Zealand.

Robin: France.

Chris: France?

Robin: France.

Helen: There’s life in the old dog yet. France, that is. Not you, Robin. Happy birthday, by the way.

Summer lovin'

Robin: So, who went where on holiday?

Helen: I went to France and drank wine.

Chris: I went to Spain and drank wine.

Stuart: I went festival camping and drank wine.

David: I went to Portugal and drank wine.

Jess: I went to France and drank wine.

Tom: I went to Greece and drank wine.

Rachel: I went to Spain and drank wine (in moderation).

Paul: I went to New Quay and drank wine.

Sandy: I'm having a staycation.  

Sally: I went to the IOW and got engaged!

Robin: Nice.

NPD PM RQD ASAP RSVP

Robin: Looks like we're going to need another project manager.  

Paul : Great, where do we get one of those then?

Robin: Well, not sure they hang out in groups, we'll have to go a-looking.

Paul: What experience will they need?

Robin: New product development and project management skills.

Paul: Of course. Anything else?

Robin:  A love of Marlborough and a sense of humour.

Paul: Two a penny, surely.

Robin: And be ambitious, driven, forward-thinking.

Paul: Right. Where do we find those again?

Robin: They'll be out there. Somewhere. Watch this space.  

 

Is that a corkscrew in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

Jess: Ready for our office trip to the Semillons tomorrow night?

Helen: Oh yes.

Sally: Are any of the men from the Copestick Murray team joining us?

Helen: Er, no. 

Jess: Anyone in the line up you are particularly looking forward to seeing in the (almost) buff?

Helen: Well, wondering if Barry Dick lives up to his name.

Sally: Can't believe you said that.

Helen: Sorry. Must remember not to say everything that comes into my head out loud.

Jess: Drinks beforehand?

Sally: Yes, at that new place in Mayfair, Tempo.

Helen: Wonder if Michael Cox...

Jess: Helen!

Changing Rooms

Robin: So, documents signed. We’re moving.

Stuart: Great! Much as I love the lived-in look, I think we may have outgrown this particular office space.

Robin: Marlborough Business Park, here we come. Well, not quite yet. September.

Stuart: Ample desk space for us all?

Robin: Yep.

Stuart: Parking?

Robin: Yep.

Stuart: Separate area for wine samples?

Robin: Uh-huh.

Stuart: Hot tub?

Robin: Don’t push it.

Stuart: Just checking.  

First Impressions

Paul: So, Tom, how has your first month at Copestick Murray been? Enjoying it?

 

Tom: So far so good. Great team, really varied role, lots to do, lots to learn.

Paul: Yep, it’s all hands to the pump here. Roll your sleeves up, don’t ask anyone to do something you wouldn’t do yourself.  

Tom: Understood.

Paul: We’re a small but perfectly formed team. In less than salubrious surroundings.   

Tom: Fine with that.

Paul: I mean, we’re no Glaxo.

Tom: Really?

Paul: Really. Bacon sandwich?

Does size matter?

Jess: So, our first year at the London International Wine Fair with a stand. It’s been emotional.  

Helen: It was brilliant. Burning question though Jess: how on earth did you do three full days on such fierce heels?

Jess: Fashion was never meant to be practical. No pain, no gain.  

Helen: But you’re nearly 6ft tall without heels. Officially, our tallest employee. So, favourite moment of the Fair?

Jess: The madness of a stand crammed with customers and wines and team. Yours?

Helen: Our party with our producers at Medcalf in Exmouth Market on the Tuesday night.

Jess: That’s not strictly a Fair moment.

Helen: OK then, my Panini the following day.

Jess: With you there.

Helen: So, what do we think about next year?

Jess: We’re going to need a bigger stand.

Helen: With you there.

Do you want fries with that?

Paul: So, what's wrong with the team shirts I had made for the fair, why wont the team wear them on the stand? 

Robin: Because they refuse to look like they are working in a fast food chain rather than for a really good wine company.

Paul: What am I going to do with them then? I've got 20 matching shirts and caps.

Robin: Run a competition. Come to N30, say the password and win a shirt. And matching cap.

Paul: That hurts. 

Robin: Well, competitions via social networking are all the rage this year. At least this one only costs us $8 a pop.

Paul: Again, that hurts.

Robin: Still, the colour looks good on you. What is that colour?

Paul: Cinnamon, apparently.

Robin: OK, competition's off.